If you can read this, I am en route to Canada. If you can’t read this…I still am, probably. Hooray train travel!

The Greatest Business Card–Wait, dammit. THIS is what I should have had printed!

Masters of the Universe vs. 50 Shades of Gray–Did you know that hot new erotica book everyone’s reading started out as Twilight fanfic? Intriguing stuff.

Kevin Smith: Podcasting Saved My Career–Another God of the do-it-your-own-damn-self pantheon. Take heed!

Dueling Banjos-Sleepy Man Banjo Boys–Man! Makes me wish I had taken Loudon Wainwright’s advice more seriously*.

The Power of Introverts–Even if I might not be one anymore? Introverts are still the best (via Eat the Damn Cake & also my mom)

Apple Pi–A bit late, but still: number-shaped apple slices?! Ahhhh

*Last summer, at the Union Square B&N, he personally told me to take banjo lessons. I have been remiss.