I write and edit books. I’m also an armchair medievalist, snacks journalist, and one time I went on a 3-day road trip dressed as Marge Gunderson for a scavenger hunt. I can call you a son of a whore (or worse) in seven languages, so trifle with caution.
But I’d love to be friends. And yes, the typewriter does work! I just don’t work on it.